You're under Arrest ! Tv 10 Completely invicible scooter {old} woman Translation by Ayumu Yamada and Dave Parker Email Cathedral Animation at: david.parker4@virgin.net pidgeon_gareth@amat.com Web: www.pidgeon.demon.co.uk/cathedra.htm # {opening song} # {sign} National Traffic Safety Week {left sign} Beware of sweet talking and... # {chief} It is National traffic safety week so we must work together\n because there are many reports of\n stolen scooters and bicyles. (all} Yes sir ! # {WPO} Please co-operate with us. {wpo} Here is a public service announcement from bokuto police station. {leaflet} {in red} Be careful of theft. {leaflet} Recently the no of reports of theft are increasing, be aware. {be on your guard ?} {leaflet} Call 110 immediatedly if you see anything suspicious. # {orange sign} Very cheap !! {left white sign} Harimakisto {right sign} Snacks of the world {yellow sign} Christmas {balloon sign} Big bargain sale today {whole screen sign} Today's bargains {other signs} Big thanks fare {other signs} Big sale of winter clothes {flag sign} Big bargain sale {page} Winter sale # {woman} A queue... {woman} Get out of the way ! {woman} I'll have one those as well. {woman} This is... {WPO} Do you know of somebody ? {woman} it's not a sales leaflet...? {WPO} Sales ? {woman} I've lost my chance to... {woman} I'm going to be late for time service...!! {both} An old woman... # {Title:} Completely invincible scooter woman # {yoriko} Here you go. {kids} ni..ya..no... Too many kanji... {yoriko} Oh, of course you can't read it. {kids} Aoi, show us your pants !{maybe shorts would be better ? Don't Americans call trousers "pants"?} {aoi} Maybe next time. {kids} Is he a bad guy ? {Yoriko} Is it a good thing or a bad thing\n to take somebody else's property without asking ? {yoriko} Well, which is it ? {kids} I borrowed sho's crayon. {girl} Yuta used all of sho's blue crayon. {boy} Yuta's a friend so it's ok. {kids} is it ok if it's a friend ? {girl} We're friends as well aren't we ? {aoi} Sorry Madam, you drove... {woman} I want to ask you..!! {aoi} Huh ? {woman} There must be a discount store nearby\n that sells 5 boxs of tissues for 198 yen.. {woman} Where is it ? {woman} I'm in a hurry !! {woman} You don't know ?! {woman} Oh my God !! Are you really a Police officer ? {aoi} I'm sorry. {woman} I've lost my time ! {to get there exactly when the bargains start} {woman} I'm in a hurry ! {aoi} Umm, you drove the wrong way... {yoriko} She's gone. {kid} Amazing ! {kid 2} What an anarchist ! # {natsumi} An old woman on a scooter ? {natsumi} Oh, I know ! {wpo} The one with the yellow scooter... {natsumi} ...the one doing dangerous things quite often. {all} It's not that kind of thing. {natsumi} Since you know her face why don't you arrest her ? {wpo} You say that but, it's not that simple. {wpo2} We can't allow that kind of woman to be around. {wpo} That's true. {aoi} I wonder what we should do ? {yoriko} Creep up behind her and... {wpo} That old woman wouldn't die so easily... {yoriko} Yeah, perhaps you're right. {aoi} How about asking her politely ? {wpo} Do you think it would have any effect ? {aoi} I suppose not. {natsumi} Some how it's become very serious, hasn't it ? {wpo} Natsumi, it's not your problem is it ? {nakajima} I heard from somebody that you were shaken up by an old woman. {nakajima} Well just leave it to the white eagle of Bokuto. # {nakajima} I've found you..now let's see how good you are... {nakajima} Watch out ! {woman} You're in my way ! {nakajima} What ! She got into that space ! # {natsumi} White nose ! {nakajima} Sorry. {natsumi} Why don't you stop chasing her ? {natsumi} If we don't touch her, she won't give us any trouble. {wpo} If it carries on like this, it'll be all-out war. {yoriko} Unforgivable Scooter woman !! {natsumi} Energetic, aren't you ? {wpo} Why is that only you are relaxed about this ? {wpo} We will catch her ! Definetely ! {chief} So you finally found out who she is then ? {wpo} The criminal ? {yoriko} Eh ? {aoi} The theft incident ? {yoriko} I totally forgot... {chief} You forgot ? {miyuki} At the present time it is not certain, but there are two patterns... {miyuki} ...comparing the two - one a fairly young irresponsible type -\n and the other a middle aged organised criminal {miyuki} The times when they were stolen, were about dusk to late at night. {chief} What about the others ? {wpo} We are giving out about 5,000 of these... {yoriko} ...and are asking residents to give us any information they might have, for the time being. {chief} Well, alright. {chief} What about you, Tsujimoto ? {natsumi} Well, as a rule we wpo's have to patrol in groups of two, so as Miyuki is still in the station analyzing the data... {natsumi} ...so I'll have to wait in the station for something to happen. {chief} I'm counting on you. # {wpo} Please calm down ! {woman} Its been stolen ! {wpo} What has ? {woman} My scooter has been stolen !!! {all} The scooter woman's... {all} ...scooter has... {all} ...been stolen. {sign} Scooter woman {sign} Just a woman {wpo} Come on now, to work, to work... {wpo} ...giving out leaflets. {yoriko} Traffic safety...the world's wish.{or - the wish of the world.} {natsumi} Tsujimoto is going... {natsumi} Could you give us the details ? {woman} What is the police doing ? {about this} {woman} Search for it !! {woman} Get it back !! {woman} Do it !! Do it !! Do it now !! {woman} It's been stolen !! {miyuki} Where was the last place you stopped ? {woman} I bought milk at Matsudaira, then something with 30 per cent off at Mumu's... {woman} ...then 5 boxes of tissue of tissues at Halisendo's... {woman} ...and then at Maruyu... {natsumi} I meant, where was the LAST place you stopped ? {woman} I've forgotten !! {natsumi} So, it's not that it was stolen but you just forgot where you left it... {woman} But it's still the police's job to search for it, isn't it ? {natsumi} Then we'll carefully look for it while we're out on patrol. {woman} That's not good enough ! Find it ! Right now ! {miyuki} Then where do you think it might be ? {woman} In that case, let's go ! Let's go right now!! I'll go with you, no matter what I'm going with you !!! #{eyecatch} {woman} This is where I bought the milk, I left my scooter around here. {natsumi} If it's been stolen then there is no way it's still around here... {natsumi} ...it's either been sold or dumped. {miyuki} It's possible that the criminal just used it an then dumped it. {loudspeaker} Everything is 10 per cent off, From now there will be 10 minutes service time for this. {natsumi} Hey ! {miyuki} Did you find it ? {woman} Yes !! {natsumi} Now hang on, we are searching for scooters. If you are coming to shop, then we will go back to the station. {woman} It was service time ! {so I had to !} {woman} In this shop there was a sweetbread at 300 yen for 7 !! {woman} Get out of my way ! They're doing a 100 yen sale ! {natsumi} I told you we didn't come here to shop ! {natsumi} I can't take it anymore...since when are we the hired help ? {or hired schofers} {natsumi} Let's just go... {miyuki} That's irresponsible isn't it ? {natsumi} Why ? Did you see in the back ? Tissues, frozen foods, furniture... {natsumi} If she bought more... {miyuki} Natsumi... {natsumi} I'll throw it out ! I'll throw it all out ! {woman} Come with me... {miyuki} Did you find it ? {woman} I get two packs of coke per person...you're a great help ! {natsumi} Get angry Kobayakawa Miyuki ! {natsumi} I'll say it ! I'm gonna say it ! {woman} Here, as a token of my appreciation... {natsumi} Thank you. {miyuki} Simple...Hey wait ! {miyuki} Oh dear... {natsumi} Oh, now I'm all sticky ! {woman} I have tissues too... # {kids} It's Natsumi ! {Kids} Miyuki ! {-onee-chan - weren't sure how to translate this, whether to leave it out or put it in as "big sister Miyuki" } {woman} Hey ! In three minutes time there is to be a another service time... {both} We aren't going ! {woman} Oh ! {kids} Hey, hey ! Natsumi ! {natsumi} What's wrong ? {kids} There was a blue scooter over there, but a bad guy took it. {miyuki} What do you mean ? {kids} There were no keys, he looked around a lot too. {natsumi} Where did he go ? {kids} That way ! {woman} Where are you going ? {miyuki} Keep quiet, and hold on tight ! {woman} My scooter was yellow, and not... {natsumi} That scooter over there, yeah the blue one - please stop ! {punk} Eh ? Damn. {punk} What is it ? Do I Have to ? {natsumi} To who asks those sort of questions: Super Ignition Cut !! {natsumi} Takada Yasunori. {natsumi} This isn't your scooter is it ? {natsumi} You don't have the keys, do you ? {yasunori} Well, I wanted to get home quicker... {yasunori} ...everbody does it. {natsumi} There's been a lot of scooters stolen recently, do you know anything ? {yasunori} Nothing, really... {natsumi} If you tell me...I'll do something nice for you. {natsumi} If you give me some information, there are three courses - depending on how good your info is... {natsumi} The first one is: I'll stroke your head. {natsumi} The second one is: We'll go cheek to cheek... {natsumi} The third one is: I'll give you a great big hug...which one do you want ? {yasunori} The hug !! {natsumi} I gotcha, the hugging course... # {natsumi} Everybody does this he says...stealing someone else's scooter. {miyuki} At lwast we've got something to go on... {natsumi} This is mimi patrol car 4...we've put a fool down the 2nd street of Honcho... {natsumi} ...he stole a scooter. So please take care of him. {miyuki} We're on our way to Tsuriido Flats. {yoriko} What do you mean ? {woman} It's the end of all the bargains this week... {miyuki} ...so there are many scooters that cannot be identified as owned or dumped. {miyuki} Natsumi, what about that van ? {natsumi} They're quite suspicious, they might be the thieves... {natsumi} ...with a van though ? Isn't a truck needed to carry scooters ? {miyuki} Scooters are small, so a van would be big enough. {miyuki} Nevertheless, they've covered their numberplate with mud. {woman} I can't forgive them making profits from stolen property !! {natsumi} That's not the problem. Wait until we can catch them in the act... {miyuki} ...until they've put the scooters in the van. {woman} That's my scooter !! {both} Hey, you ! {guys} Oh shit !! {woman} Wait !! {natsumi} Miyuki..!! {miyuki} It's only a smoke head, for the car... {miyuki} Oh dear ! {natsumi} Follow them ! {guy} Has she fallen off yet ? {guy2} I don't know. {guy} Shake the van more. {woman} You're naive to think that you can make money by stealing. {guys} Go back ! {woman} Give me back my scooter !! {woman} My scooter !! {woman} I'm giving it back to you with all three courses !! {woman} Let's begin ! {woman} Damn. {aoi} What's that ? {yoriko} Kachi-kachi yama. {yama = mountain} {guys} Forgive me, I won't do it again ! So please don't do that to us again. {guys} Stop the hugging course !! {natsumi} What do they mean ? {miyuki} Who knows... # {sign} Opening sale {clerk} Thank you very much. {woman} This license means that everthing will be forgiven...this is such an invincible card. {natsumi} Oh no... {both} Ma'am !! # {green sign} Always have a L-sign in your mind. {sign} Always follow the traffic rules. # {ending song} {preview} {blue kanji sign} Holy night {natsumi} "How many nights do I have to sleep 'til Christmas ?" {miyuki} That's the wrong song... {natsumi} Talking about Christmas, a tree, a present, a date. {miyuki} Is there such a song ? {natsumi} Are you ready for a Christmas operation ? {miyuki} There's no such thing... {yoriko} It's terrible ! There's an incident ! {natsumi} A robber... {yoriko} ...and the criminal is none other than Santa Claus !! {natsumi} That's ridiculous ! Santa Claus is the ally {or friend} of all good children ! {miyuki} You're under arrest file 11: Santa Claus panic {natsumi} I have a feeling that something is gonna happen... #